Today we went to a chilli festival and there were lots of samples. Alistair told me not to eat the hot ones because they are not nice, but I thought this was him just being a wimp. There is nothing wrong with this. It has a bit of a hot taste but nothing bad. Okay it is getting a little hotter. It is now really quite hot! It is now hotter than hot. Don't eat that, it will set your beak on fire. QUACCCKKKKKK!