Day 286 - Scales
Today I was told I was in danger of getting fat. I only consumed a sandwich, and bar of chocolate, and another one, and another sandwich, and the rest of the loaf so it did not go off, and the rest of the ham as we had run out of bread, and the salad to be healthy, and the remainder of the chocolate, and some ice cream, and a biscuit, and more ice cream, and the other biscuit, and the rest of the biscuits. To prove a point I sat on some scaled and am only 9, although I don't know what that means.
