(dot) Good Idea
Welcome to "(dot) Good Idea". This is an "Advent" blog where I post what is almost a good idea every day leading up to Christmas. You are welcome to use the good ideas, if you are mad enough, all I ask for is a small share of the profits. :-)
Thursday, 10 December 2009...
Meat Bars (dot)goodidea
You know when you are a bit peckish and all you want is a snack, well this is the good idea for you. We have breakfast bars made of bits of healthy stuff, but this is a wimps snack that a true man would not want to be seen eating, so why not create Meat Bars (dot)goodidea.
The bars will be meet that has been cooked, mostly, and contains very little blood to seep out. I appreciate that this may seem a little light weight mambe pamby health and safety, but this will be masked by artificial blood that will squirt out with every bite.
As the bar will not be refrigerated, as even if you had a fridge available it should be filled with beer, there is the danger the bars may go off. We aim to rectify this by irradiating then to a point where they are glowing green. This will also reduce the lighting costs in the factory.
Finally to build up the manually image the bars will be wrapped in solid steel and will only be available to anyone over 18, or over 40 if you show in Asda.
So are you in on this manly snack that is win all the way?
The bars will be meet that has been cooked, mostly, and contains very little blood to seep out. I appreciate that this may seem a little light weight mambe pamby health and safety, but this will be masked by artificial blood that will squirt out with every bite.
As the bar will not be refrigerated, as even if you had a fridge available it should be filled with beer, there is the danger the bars may go off. We aim to rectify this by irradiating then to a point where they are glowing green. This will also reduce the lighting costs in the factory.
Finally to build up the manually image the bars will be wrapped in solid steel and will only be available to anyone over 18, or over 40 if you show in Asda.
So are you in on this manly snack that is win all the way?
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