This is Alistair. I call him the hippy, but he does not like that. Do you like the picture? I took it myself.
I live in Alistair's house and travel round in his pocket. Alistair has been taking a picture of me every day and uploading it to the Internet. I also taking a picture of him and calling it Hippy 365.
Alistair keeps telling people that I don't exist, but I clearly do.