Condoms

Something that did the rounds on the Internet a while ago, but still funny.

  • Sainsbury condoms - making life taste better
  • Tesco Condoms - every little helps
  • Nike Condoms - Just do it
  • Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life
  • KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good
  • Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hand
  • Abbey National Condoms - because life is complicated enough
  • Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing
  • Pringles Condoms - once you pop, you can’t stop
  • Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper
  • Goodyear Condoms - “for a longer ride, go wide”
  • Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where’s the pain?
  • Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
  • Halford Condoms - we go the extra mile
  • Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you
  • Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
  • Domestos Condoms - gets right in the rim
  • Heineken Condoms -reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach
  • Carlsberg Condoms - probably the best condom in the world
  • Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
  • Polo Condoms - the condom with the hole!! (VERY poor seller !!)
  • McDonalds Condoms - I’m Lovin’ it!
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  • American Express Condoms - Don’t Leave Home Without it or That’ll Do Nicely!
  • Microsoft Condoms - Where Do You Want To Go Today?
  • Radio Times Condoms - If it’s on it’s in
  • Pedigree Chum dog food condoms - top breeders recommend it!
  • Pepperami Condoms - its a bit of an animal
  • Pepperami Condoms - 100% Pork Salami.
  • Cillit Bang - BANG and the dirt is gone
  • Whiskers Condoms - 8 out of 10 cats prefer them
  • Daily Express condoms - Express Delivery
  • Martini Condoms - Anytime, Anyplace, Anywhere
  • Churchill Condoms - OH,YES
  • British Airways Condoms - Flying the flag
  • Kellogg’s Fruit and Fibre Condoms - They’re tasty, tasty, very, very tasty
  • Veet Condoms - Take the bull by the horns
  • XXXX Condoms - Australians wouldn’t give a XXXX with anything else
  • TV Times Condoms - I never knew there was so much in it
  • Boddington’s Condoms - The cream of Manchester
  • Friends Condoms - they’ll be there for you.
  • Cadburys Condoms - a Glass and Half in every one :-S
  • Timex Condoms - It takes a licking and keeps on ticking
  • Mars Condoms - Help You Work, Rest & Play
  • Special K Condoms - If You Can Pinch More Than An Inch
  • Bisto Condoms - Ahhhhhhhhh…!
  • Fruit Pastilles Condoms - Bet you can’t put one in your mouth without chewing it
  • DFS Condoms - Open every bank holiday
  • Comet Condoms - You know where to cum ( sic)
  • Kwik Fit condoms - you can’t get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter!
  • Nintendo DS condoms - touching is good
  • Maxwell House condoms - good to the last drop
  • Rice Crispies Condoms - Snap, Crackle, Pop
  • EA Sports Condoms - It’s in the game
  • Motorola Condoms - Hello Moto!
  • Accenture Condoms - High Performance, Delivered
  • Ebay Condoms - Buy it. Sell it. Love it.
  • Capital One Comdoms - What’s In Your Wallet?
  • Morgan Stanley Condoms - One Client At A Time
  • Heinz Condoms - 57 Varieties
  • Club Condoms - If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join our Club
  • Creme Egg Condoms - How do you eat yours?
  • Milk Tray Condoms - And all because the lady loves Milk Tray
  • Nokia Condoms - Connecting People
  • Frosties Condoms - They’re Grrrrreat!!
  • RAF Condoms - Rise above the rest
  • HM Revenue & Customs - It doesn’t have to be taxing
  • Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
  • The Cream Egg Condom - How do you eat yours?
  • Trebor Mints Condom (ohh going back a bit) - Stick ’em in your mouth they last longer
  • The Crunchie Condom - For that Friday Feeling
  • Fresh Cream Condoms - Naughty but Nice!!!
  • HM Revenue & Customs - It doesn’t have to be taxing
  • Trident gum - Mastication For The Nation
  • Mr Kipling - Exceedingly good
  • Lloyds TSB - For the journey

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