[Spam] I am not overly preoccupied with tomorrow's books.

I use Gmail to filter out spam from my email and it does a very good job. Occasionally mail goes missing, normally mail that someone does not want to send me, but I check the spam folder never the less just in case. I did this today and read a few lines in one spam email that was made to make it look like a normal email to a computer. It appears to be extracts of bits of web pages and for some reason I find it highly amusing to read....

We'll choose the SBPro driver. And once he got there, what then.
It's easier to separate the main channel signal and the wobble signal
from the signals from an optical pickup. Gets or sets a value
indicating whether a tree node label takes on the appearance of a
hyperlink as the mouse pointer passes over it.
This even bypasses most domestic firewalls or security setups, unless
specific options are set in the firewall. They came upon a very large
tent, trimmed with dark blue brocade and golden fringe.
This establishes a cscope "connection" and makes it available for Vim
to use. Must contain valid Event Object name, in NT Objects Namespace.
Before I could get up and explode the bomb had to be properly
prepared, properly primed. As he stepped off the gangway from the
aircraft cabin, a group of expectant men approached him.
Clothbound, leather-bound with gilded spines. Immediately, the
creature before them froze, one less- than-delicate forelimb raised.
In the following example, the ShowMessage method on type SomeType is
called with three parameters. Moreover, the local user is soul, no word, no sign. I suppose it's the
last to go.
This example demonstrates how you can manipulate the output buffer of
the Response object using ASP. Kent here set at liberty.
Immediately, as if a spell had been removed, the others relaxed and
stirred. The men of Manetheren were a thorn to the Dark One's foot
and a bramble to his hand.
Also useful for slow typists. In the following example, the
restoreDefault() function returns the musicType select object to its
default state.
This way the connected DCE and DTE multiplex packets between each
other. Selecting and editing channels.

So, yes, I want some of what they had. :-)

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